Category Archives: poetry
I sailed with the Devil On many ports of call Every maiden was helpless And he deflowered them all He left me in China Dead drunk in the street He stole all my money And the shoes of my feet … Continue reading
There are no more mermaids In the Green River They cannot live Between the souls of the lost… So let’s tell a story of hope and love. Mostly love.
When the snow is falling Like we’re the only people there When the fire sparkles In the gold of your hair When the rug is so softly Tickeling on our skin The wind and the Carrols We hear the … Continue reading
I like Christmas, but it’s so forced on us, that I needed to rebel . Sorry Santa, I was a good boy most of the year! Christmas is coming So I hide underneath the stairs Or crawl in the … Continue reading
Honk if you sexy Or feel like you are We are all just living And wishing on a star Honk if you need me To speak a silly word To forget that boyfriend That left you so hurt Honk if … Continue reading
I once saw a mermaid Strutting her stuff Her boobs were quit nice But her language was rough When I took a picture And she got so mad She was calling me pervy And didn’t like my head I once … Continue reading