Category Archives: Fun

Full of Jack

Honestly, I like Christmas. I just like messing with it even more…. Santa is coming To a town near you He’ll listen to your stories And they’d better be true! Santi is climbing On a roof near you With a … Continue reading

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Christmas is coming

 I like Christmas, but it’s so forced on us, that I needed to rebel . Sorry Santa, I was a good boy most of the year!   Christmas is coming So I hide underneath the stairs Or crawl in the … Continue reading

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Kitty

Kitty Kitty What did you do Why did you pee In my best shoe? Pussy Pussy I made you wet Threw a bucket of water On top of your head

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New in store: Sunflowers!

I updated my store on Zazzle, much more to follow later!  This is not a Sunflower t-shirt by Japanesewh1spers

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Ginger kisses

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Short-a$$

Short-ass I don’t understand What the hell it is Is it a type of ass One would want to bite or kiss? Short-ass I knew some ravers That use it in their name But I’m a gentle Metal-head So I … Continue reading

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Graspop

Next week I will be at Graspop Metal Meting(GMM) in Belgium, for three days of brutal music. Played from 12 in the morning, until 1 or 2 in the night on five different stages. I hope to see at least … Continue reading

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