When the snow is falling
Like we’re the only people there
When the fire sparkles
In the gold of your hair

When the rug is so softly
Tickeling on our skin
The wind and the Carrols
We hear the Angels sing

When time stopped moving
And peace is in my heart
I know I must kiss you
But I don’t know where to start…

Dailypost Challenge Elegance 

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Full of Jack

Honestly, I like Christmas. I just like messing with it even more….

Santa is coming
To a town near you
He’ll listen to your stories
And they’d better be true!

Santi is climbing
On a roof near you
With a bag full of packets
And some coal for your shoe

Santa is killing
Some bad people near you
Of his meds and full of Jack
I’m so sorry but those stories are true…
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Christmas is coming

 I like Christmas, but it’s so forced on us, that I needed to rebel . Sorry Santa, I was a good boy most of the year!

Christmas is coming
So I hide underneath the stairs
Or crawl in the dog’s basket
Cause he is sleeping the chairs

Those bloody Carrols
The present buying race
The people running
The stress on their face

Christmas is coming
And all people want to behave
But I have plans already
Gonna build me a real Batman cave!

No time for Christmas
Maybe for reindeer on a plate
Santa is looking for Rudolph
To late…to late.
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Honk if you sexy
Or feel like you are
We are all just living
And wishing on a star

Honk if you need me
To speak a silly word
To forget that boyfriend
That left you so hurt

Honk if you sexy
Think I’m good looking to
I ain’t got so glass slipper
But I’ll give you my shoe

Daily Post challenge: Honk

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I once saw a mermaid
Strutting her stuff
Her boobs were quit nice
But her language was rough

When I took a picture
And she got so mad
She was calling me pervy
And didn’t like my head

I once kissed a mermaid
Her lips were very salt
She smellt a bit fishy
But that wasn’t her fault

I once loved a mermaid
But she went back to sea
Said I was dreaming
Our love could never be…

Daily Post chalenge Strut

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Kitty Kitty
What did you do
Why did you pee
In my best shoe?

Pussy Pussy
I made you wet
Threw a bucket of water
On top of your head

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Scream in Vain

Found some old writings. I guess it was raining that day or something….

If there is
Nothing that you can give me
but a kind lie.

It is more than my desire to live
More than the emptiness
The thoughts I address
Even though I’m not sure why
I should not end the pain
Of winter days always the same
A head to tired to scream in vain

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